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I'll give it a shot, but you might be waiting a bit - there's some hardcore slang in there, I'll have to get outside help. Plus some of the lyrics are wrong (although not in a major way, they're just missing a couple of puns.)

NOTE: This is a work in progress. It's a bloody long song lyrics-wise, so it'll take a while.

我的阿妹妹　快來和我跳阿哥哥　Go
我知道你看到是我　妳不會說No
我不是油頭葉教授　我的Homies都叫我熱狗　for sure
女孩　就是喜歡你台台　等等去家裡home pa　要不要來
只怕你掛的太快　明天要去廟裡收驚拜拜
How High ?　We Can Kiss The Sky !
人生海海　我們不會只是　Stand One Night
One Night In 墾丁　我留下許多情
你是我的可口可樂　幫我解渴　看我穿著就知道我玩饒舌
不用說我壞話　因為我有順風耳　
如果是你肚子大　我帶你去看順風婦產科
Come on girl, come dance with me, go
I know you're looking at me, you won't say no
I'm no slicked-up and I'm not all talk
My homies all call me HotDog, for sure
Girl, I love your tai style
Let's take this party home, you want to come?
How high? We can kiss the sky!
??? We won't just be a one-night thing;
One night in Kending, ???
You're my Coca Cola, you quench my thirst
One look at how I'm dressed and you know I'm a rap star
Don't talk shit about me 'cause I've got the shunfenger [note: god-like hearing]
If your belly starts to grow, I'll take you to the ??? [notes: name of a popular Korean sitcom/name means Shunfeng Ob/Gyn Clinic]

我愛台妹　台妹愛我　對我來說　林志零算什麼
我愛台妹　台妹愛我　對我來說　侯佩涔算什麼
I love taimei, taimei love me; Lin Chihling isn't shit to me
I love taimei, taimei love me; Patty Hou isn't shit to me
[note: Lin Chihling is Taiwan's one and only (supposed) supermodel, and Patty Hou is a newsanchor/celebrity/Jay's missus, who consistently ranks in the top 3 most desired women in Taiwan.]

我不愛中國小姐　我愛台妹　萬萬歲
妳的檳榔2粒要100　好貴　有沒有含睡
如果能夠和妳共枕眠　更多更多的奶粉錢　我願意為妳貢獻
我不是愛現　請妳噴上一點點銷魂的香水
換上妳最性感的高跟鞋　人群之中　妳最亮眼
台妹來了　我是否和妳一拍即合　跟我去很多的不良場合
大家看到我都對我喊Yes Sir　因為我是公認最屌的Rapper
台妹們　麻煩和我拍拖　我不是凱子　可是付錢　也不會囉唆
純情是什麼　我不懂　我的想法很邪惡　張震嶽他懂
I don't love those prissy Chinese-style girls, I love taimei, may they reign forever
Your betelnuts are a bit steep at 2 for NT$100, ??
If I could sleep with you, I'd be happy to give you plenty of "milk powder money" [note: basically child support, though not necessarily for seperated couples.]
I'm not one for showing off
Could you put on a little of that heartmelting perfume
And put on your sexiest high heels; of everyone in the crowd you're the most eyecatching
Here she comes; will we click? We'll go to all sorts of seedy places
When they see me, everyone says to me "Yes sir!", because I'm known as the greatest rapper
Come on taimei, go out with me; I'm no fool, but I'll part with my money; I'm no yappy little tool
What's this "purity"? I dunno - my mind's much more dirty; Chang Chen-yue, he gets it

我愛台妹　台妹愛我　對我來說　林志零算什麼
我愛台妹　台妹愛我　對我來說　侯佩涔算什麼
I love taimei, taimei love me; Lin Chihling isn't shit to me
I love taimei, taimei love me; Patty Hou isn't shit to me

為了妳　我可能要投資一家檳榔攤
為了妳　家裡可能要有鋼管
為了妳　我要常常下去台南
為了妳　流氓會來找我麻煩
對於帶著一點台灣味的女生 我的腎上腺素毫不考慮亮起紅燈
畢竟妳也不是天使　我也不是聖人 時尚的野獸
那就請你滾　我受夠　你是馬戲團訓練有素的Animal　
所有　男模　女模　你在屌什麼
我就不信你現在還有處女膜　都是凱子戳
喜歡台妹說話的口音　有時候挾帶幾句靠盃三字經
愛神的箭　你要射向哪裡　這裡　Free9　張震嶽　熱狗　這裡　等你
Because of you, I could invest in a betelnut stall
Because of you, ??
Because of you, I would keep going down to Tainan
Because of you, gangsters keep giving me trouble
Girls with that Taiwanese touch get my adrenaline pumping with no thought of stopping
You're no angel, and I'm no saint - I'm a trendy beast
So step off man, I've had it with you, you circus animal
All you model wannabes, what the fuck's up?
And I really don't believe you when you say you're still a virgin - you can't fool me with that shit
I love the sound of a Taimei's voice, they way they'll let rip with some choice curse words
Cupid's arrow, where will you go? Free9, Chang Chen-yue, and HotDog are waiting right here for you

我愛台妹　台妹愛我　對我來說　林志零算什麼
我愛台妹　台妹愛我　對我來說　侯佩涔算什麼
我愛台妹　台妹愛我　對我來說　林志零算什麼
我愛台妹　台妹愛我　對我來說　侯佩涔算什麼
I love taimei, taimei love me; Lin Chihling isn't shit to me
I love taimei, taimei love me; Patty Hou isn't shit to me
I love taimei, taimei love me; Lin Chihling isn't shit to me
I love taimei, taimei love me; Patty Hou isn't shit to me

Yo Yo Yo Yo !!　Come on~　Yo Yo !!
把手放在空中甩　我叫你什麼都不用管
讓我看你把手放在空中甩　把手放在空中甩
台妹　手放在空中甩　叫你什麼都不用管
台客　手放在空中甩　把手放在空中甩
Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care
Let me see you wave your hands in the air
Wave your hands in the air
Taimei! Wave your hands in the air like you just don't care
Taike! Wave your hands in the air, just wave your hands in the air

把衣服都掀起來　把奶罩都丟上來
把衣服都掀起來　把奶罩都丟上來
把衣服都掀起來　把奶罩都丟上來
把衣服都掀起來　把奶罩都丟上來
Whip off your shirts, toss your bras in the air
Whip off your shirts, toss your bras in the air
Whip off your shirts, toss your bras in the air
Whip off your shirts, toss your bras in the air

Here's the link to the MV @ youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FSByV30d8s

just wanna add that "One Night In 墾丁　我留下許多情" was a reference to a hit from shin [xin yue tuan] "One Night in Beijing". Ken-ding is a place in Taiwan, vs Beijing in China, since this song is about being all Taiwanese.

Hahaha, great translation Geoff! That song is catchy, but I'm not sure whether it's a good or bad thing though.

It's not necessarily a Taiwanese thing, more like a slutty thing that Tai Mei would do.

It is inferred. Obviously he likes Chinese girls because Tai Mei are ethnically Chinese.

Hey Chinkas, we have a thread discussing about "Tai Ke" and "Tai Mei" HERE. I highly recommend that you read the whole thread, it's pretty interesting.

On the completed list

?? im pretty sure it refers to the pole that people pole dance on.

well i took it as she would come over and give him a performance hahaha

Hi Pete, welcome.

I believe what you're seeking for is the pinyin for this song. For pinyin, you can self-service. Please refer to this stickied thread.

G'day.